April...

is the name of the girl in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (shit that was lame)

do you know, we can now view beauty OBJECTIVELY? you know, like...there would be a standard for perfect beauty and it's no longer "in the eye of the beholder". computer programs can identify beauty through math...WOW. i wonder what the perfect beauty would be like...is the hair brunette, blond, red or black? what about the skin? if we are gonna go with one perfect model, and with the current ease of getting plastic surgery, soon you'll probably see the same faces, on similar bodies of same heights on the street. probably cant even tell non-twin sisters apart. ok, i admit this may be a little too far-fetched...but well, you get my point

i wanted to rant about the oh-so-competitive package of pay-TV by Starhub and Singtel but it's pointless. i guess the brotherhood rules...really.what a wonderful package to suck the most outta soccer fans. you must subscribe to both mioTV and Starhub just to watch your team play in Champions League and EPL. come, let's all switch to watch S-League, so kindly sponsored by NTUC Income and Yeo's. or better yet, go back to kampong soccer lah~why watch angmoh run the field while you sit and couch potato at home?stay fit so that Singapore can have more PES A reserve!haha fortunately i'm no soccer fan (umh chio hokkien)

and let's all switch to potato or yam or sweet potato...rice is getting too expensive.omg, my Boon Tong Ki chicken rice!nooooo!how can you let the price of necessities soar, esp after you have raised the GST and force businessmen to top up their medisave(it's their money anyway!) by making a prerequisite for renewal of license?!